I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
nutella sex= disaster
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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