So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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