You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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