Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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