Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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