Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
