why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Do vagina's smell?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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