i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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