it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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