ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I wish i was in the wii world.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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