I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
you never un-have a 4some
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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