dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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