Duck Duck Cougar?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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