He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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