Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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