fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Fuck appropriateness.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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