PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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