would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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