Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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