Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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