Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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