once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
how does that bad decision feel?
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