Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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