guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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