Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think your dad took our porno
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I am naked and annoyed.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
His nipple licking is glorious
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