Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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