Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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