Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Come share oat with me in your robe
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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