the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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