Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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