I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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