Don't you send me to vm
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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