his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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