you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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