yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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