I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize