I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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