and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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