The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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