haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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