i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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