Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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