Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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