SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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