I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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