Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
