You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
