? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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