I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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