Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
someone owes me an orgasm
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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