But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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