Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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